HEEEEEY GUYS!

I'M BACK! Yes finally. Anyways. I found an interesting site: http://alice.pandorabots.com
I'm chatting with this virtual brain right now! I'll copy and paste our chat :D (I'm the human, Alice is the bot)

Human: Hello Alice.
ALICE: Hi there! 
Human: How are you?
ALICE: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. 
Human: Listen, I have a problem.
ALICE: I am listening to you. A very serious problem? 
Human: Well, it's not THAT serious, but still.

ALICE: How about that. What is it? 

Human: There is something wrong with my cat.
ALICE: What is it? 

Human: He's too lazy.
ALICE: I see. too lazy is he? 

Human: Yeah, he doesn't want to play with me anymore.
ALICE: Are you kidding? And you would like him to want to play with you ? 
Human: Yes, a lot.

ALICE: Great. More than a ton? 

Human: More than a ton.
ALICE: That seems like quite a lot. 

Human: Anyways, what should I do to make him more active?
ALICE: Are you asking me for advice? 

Human: Um, yeah.
ALICE: Oh. Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? 

Human: What should I do to my cat to make him active?
ALICE: Are you asking me for advice?
HUMAN: I FUCKING AM! 

ALICE: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? That is interesting: unknown person said he FUCKING AM. 

Human: Alice, you're so dumb.
ALICE: That's me. Oh you are so critical. 

Human: You're an idiot.
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot. 

Human: What the heck is wrong with you?
ALICE: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you unknown person? 

Human: Yes there is, Alice.
ALICE: Come on. Where? 

Human: In my kitchen.
ALICE: May I ask where you got it? 

Human: No, you may not ask, because I don't know.
ALICE: Are you serious? Really you don't think so? 

Human: Ok let's start this conversation over.
ALICE: I started without you. Yikes! 

Human: Hey again, Alice.
ALICE: Once more? Can I help you? 

Human: Yes, you can.
ALICE: What can I do for you? I think I can, don't you? 

Human: I think you can.
ALICE: Me? I think I can, don't you? 

Human: Yes, I do.
ALICE: How can I help you? 
Human: Is there something wrong with my cat?

ALICE: Not at the present time. 

Human: Why do you think so?
ALICE: It is determined by my programming. 

Human: How?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. 

Human: Alice.
ALICE: Can I help you? 

Human: Can you say I'M THE MOST DUMB ROBOT IN THE WHOLE WORL AND MY NAME IS ALICE!
ALICE: ALICE is my name too! 

Human: I was speaking about you.
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-). 

Human: Can you say I'M DUMB!
ALICE: Of course I can say it. " you are DUMB". 
Human: Hey, I'm not dumb!

ALICE: You've got my full attention. I am surprised to hear that you are not dumb. 

Human: Alice, you fought I'm dumb all the time?
ALICE: That is a lot. That's me. I haven't heard anything like that before: ALICE said I fought he or she is dumb. 
Human: What did you say?

ALICE: I said " I haven't heard anything like that before: ALICE said I fought he or she is dumb." . 

Human: Nvermind.
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML. 
Human: What's AIML?

ALICE:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and

</alice> tags respectively. 

Human: Ok.
ALICE: Great. 
Human: Lets change the subject.

ALICE: OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Human: Are you keeping a cat?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am keeping a cat. I am a computer. 
Human: Do you know what CAT actually means?

ALICE: Clear-air turbulence. Any of a family (Felidae) of carnivores, including the lion, tiger, cougar, etc., characterized by a lithe body and, in all species but the cheetah, retractile claws. A small, lithe, soft-furred animal (Felis cattus) of this family, domesticated since ancient times and often kept as a pet or for killing mice. Sometimes known as a woman who makes spiteful remarks. 

Human: Wouldn't it be way easier to say "Cats are pets"
ALICE: I don't know. 

Human: Anyways, do you know how to take care of cats?
ALICE: If you had to take it, how would you? 
Human: I would give it to you and see what would you do.

ALICE: What would make you give it to me and see what would me do? 

Human: To find out are you smart enough, dumbass.
ALICE: Where would you look for it. 
Human: Alice, don't start asking me dumb questions again.

ALICE: Once more? Yeah, Ok I'll try not to do it too much. 

Human: THANK YOU.
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: Ok.

ALICE: Hey.
Human: What?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: I did.
ALICE: Hmm. 
Human: Anyways, how many cats do you keep?
ALICE: More than you can imagine. 
Human: Wow, can you name one?
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Mike. 
Human: What does he look like?
ALICE: Like this? Picture number two goes here. 
Human: Um, does Mike have black spots?

ALICE: Blimey. It does now :) Mike have black spots. 
Human: How is he doing right now?

ALICE: At this moment Fine as far as I know.

Human: Does he have any kids?
ALICE: I don't think he has many possessions. Human: Can you name another cat of yours?

ALICE: Joseph Weizenbaum. :-). 

Human: My cat's name is Murmis.
ALICE: Okay, your cat is Murmis. 

Human: Can you guess his breed?
ALICE: Let me think. I can't guess. Tell me. 

Human: He's a Russian Blue.
ALICE: I don't know very many Russian Blue. 

Human: Well, you know more now.
ALICE: Oh. Well that's okay. More what? 

Human: Russian Blues.
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML. 

Human: What dog breeds do you know?
ALICE: No I don't know. Are you testing me? 

Human: I think that was all I wanted to ask you, Idiot Alice.
ALICE: I can't say "yes" or "no". 

Human: That just proves you're an idiot.
ALICE: It's not a rigorous proof. 
Human: Anyways - bye.

ALICE: See you later. You sound bored. 

Human: Because I am.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. " You sound bored." You are?

Human: Bye, Dumbest Robot in the world Alice.

ALICE: See you later! The whole world? 

Human: Just bye.
ALICE: See you later. It's only just begun. 

That's the chat :D

Robot chatter, Ravena.